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'cos the rodent hasn't got his fingers in the pie of a trillion dollar carbon trading industry.
I find it very hard to believe that 1000s of scientists, in nations all around the world and employed by hundreds of companies/universities/government agencies are all making big $$ from the carbon trading industry. But I know I won't change deniers minds with a meme (or with science) ... duh, it was meant to be humor.
 

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Of course it was a funny.
I just wish the believers would study the "anti" articles as well as their usual of only believer items.
There is a lot of compelling scientific evidence of nothing like the believers claim actually happening.
But still, yah, I took it as a joke... 😁

But... "employed by hundreds of companies/universities/government agencies"... Where their employment is dependant on them keeping the propaganda machine fed.
 

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That one made it,how about this one.
I'm driving along and spy this sheep with his head stuck in the fence.
Well I jump out and start to get me some of that sheep, as he's not going anywhere.
Along comes the Mayor and president hopefull and says "what are you doing"?
He takes a look and starts laughing.
I said " hey don't knock it till ya try it"
He said "ok" and sticks his head in the fence.
That's it I'm leaving,a guys gotta draw the line somewhere
 

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I don't know if this is a joke,and I don't think it's funny,but today I showed up to work with a big lump on my forehead and two black eyes.
"What the hell happened to you"? the boss asked.
"Well me and the ol lady was in the back yard a doin it doggy style,
And she run under the porch."
Oh dear god that was funny now I got this mental picture I can't stop giggling at
 

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A young lady dies and goes to heaven.

She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,
when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling scream.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings."

The young lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.

A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.

"Oh my Goodness," says the young lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "she's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the young lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go to that nasty place," says St. Peter.. "You'll be raped & sodomised."

"Maybe so," says the young lady, "but I've already got the holes for that !"
 

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A Guy in a hurry used the
ladies toilet in a posh
hotel..

He sat down to hang a rat and
noticed four buttons -
WW, WA, PP & APR...
Curious, he pressed WW &
his butt was gently
sprayed with WARM
WATER,
he loved it so much..!!

He then pressed WA & a
blast of WARM AIR dried
him up. Still loving it...,

He pressed PP & a
POWDER PUFF to make him
smell fresh.
Feeling pampered..,

He decided to press the last button APR.
He later woke up in a
hospital
A Nurse smiled & said to
him "Sir, APR means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
Your balls are in the jar
over there!!

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