Yeah, no. I love my Indian Vintage, and my wife knows it and gives me lots of space to spend time with my other favorite gal. But, shower curtains, underware, etc.... in the house she would draw the line in the sand and kick my sorry arse out to the cold garage forever. Hell, I had to take my Indian clock to work, I wanted to put it up on the TV. Had it on the kitchen table, till it ended up on my cars dash.
My first adventure with condoms; I cautiously approached the pharmacist (female) and placed a pack of condoms on the counter, she replied 3.59 plus tax I freaked and said TAX I thought you just slipped them on,I left embarrassed.