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  1. scotty

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    GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

    Chapter 1:
    1. Sag, You're it
    2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
    3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
    4. Kick the bucket
    5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
    6. Doc Goose.
    7. Simon says something incoherent.
    8. Hide and go pee.
    9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.
    10.Musical recliners.

    Chapter 2:
    "OLD" IS WHEN.....Your sweetie says,"Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

    "OLD" IS WHEN.....Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN.....A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

    "OLD" IS WHEN.....Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    "OLD" IS WHEN....You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    "OLD" IS WHEN.....you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

    "OLD" IS WHEN....."Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

    "OLD" IS WHEN....."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
     
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    Does this tire make
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    A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship". The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat". The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft". Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says. She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!" Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!" Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?" And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!"
     
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    happy Monday..
     

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    i sent that bacon one to my wife
     
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